Stefan (djcaustic) wrote in melrose_place,
Stefan
djcaustic
melrose_place

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Actually....

alot of your fuckers that _do_ know people here aren't invited either.

we have more than enough stupid around hear already,
so please STAY THE FUCK AWAY IF YOU CAN'T SPELL "GUINESS".
AND NO, ITS NOT SPELLED LIKE 'TENNIS' WITH A FUCKING "G"

lets go over the fucking rules:

1. DO NOT WASTE THE FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHERS, YOU DON'T LIVE HERE.

2. DO NOT LIGHT FUCKING FIREWORKS ON OR NEAR THIS PROPERTY.
YOU DO NOT LIVE HERE AND I DON'T LIKE COPS SO I WILL SEND THEM TO YOU.

3. DON'T MAKE A FUCKING MESS AND LEAVE IT HERE AS IT WILL BE BLAMED ON ACTUAL RESIDENTS.

4. DO NOT BRING YOUR FUCKING BRAINDEAD FRIENDS OVER TO EGG DOORS AND MOLEST VEHICLES.

5. THIS IS A FAKE HOLIDAY SO LIVE IN YOUR IGNORANCE AND KEEP YOUR SHIT AWAY FROM ME.
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